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slydig:

one of your favorite celebrities could be masturbating right now 

cooldudebro:

let me lay down some facts for you:

  • aliens are real
  • horoscopes are real
  • skeletons are real
  • star wars is probably real
  • linkin park is almost too real

bitchcoven:

Primadonna Girl, yeah…image

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dont joke about murder i was murdered once and it offends me

amoying:

im always suspicious of anyone that finds me attractive

troyesivan:

is it morally okay to pray that your crush’s relationship doesn’t work out

poryqon:

poryqon:

write my tombstone in emojis

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damn it

dw:

when someone gives you directions but you go the wrong way

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